25 Mythical and Humorous Facts About Linux Creator Linus Torvalds..

Most people feel Linus Torvalds is the world's greatest computer programmer/hacker. So it’s not surprising that many of his loyal fans have applauded him and have recited stories about his great accomplishments.

As cited on junauza.com, here are some mythical and rather humorous facts about Linus Torvalds:

1- His initial words were syscalls.

2- His DNA is in binary.

3- His first written program had artificial intelligence.

4- He already has Linux 3.0 and is just keeping it to himself for creating suspense.

5- He can touch MC Hammer.

6- He doesn't worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply does "sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null".

7- He can perform infinite loop in five seconds... in his head.

8- He can install Gentoo in a week.

9- He can halt a BSOD... on Vista 64-bit.

10- He doesn't require anti-virus software. Virii need anti-Linus software.

11- He doesn't wear glasses any longer, not due to the fact that he has had a laser eye surgery, but as he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.

12- He wrote the whole kernel in binary and reverse engineered it to C code for others benefit.

13- He can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.

14- He takes a single look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited over the past decade.

15- His computer's clock isn't synchronized with the world but the world synchronizes with Linus Torvalds's clock.

16- He surfs the web using nothing but netcat.

17- He has developed warp drive, sun destroying bombs and a ray that can teleport him a new sausage each day before he drinks his morning beer.

18- He doesn't push the flush toilet button, brush his teeth, shower or clean his house; he simply says, "make clean".

19- He can defragment an NTFS partition using hand.

20- He doesn't debug and programs are always perfect.

21- He is real, unless declared Integer.

22- He can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.

23- He does not sleep; he hacks.

24- His favorite joke is HURD.

25- He didn't design Linux to run on the 386.